Meet Alan Duvet the French Connection Gonk


Alan Duvet plays guitar as well as the gonkwhistlephone.

Lives near Livarot in Normandy and drives a Citroen 2CV.

Alan’s  claim to fame is that he can slice open a croissant and fill it with jam without dropping a single crumb whilst blindfolded with one arm tied behind his back!

He also likes playing with his boules!

One day Alan Duvet was walking in the woods and he found something, then picked it up to look for it, put it down because he couldn’t find it, then walked home with it. What was it? - Scroll  down for answer.

A thorn in his foot!